Jeff Peckman of Denver Colorado wants the city to be prepared for the arrival of Space Aliens. He is proposing a commission to deal with the matter and wants it on the city’s agenda. Next week there will be a review and comment meeting concerning Peckman’s proposal. I know what my comments would be. “When did they take you off your medication?” “Don’t we have enough alien problems without bringing the interstellar kind in as well?” Peckman wants to form an 18 member commission that would create strategies on dealing with issues relating to extraterrestrials here on earth. First, I didn’t know space aliens had issues. Second, aren’t the “Men in Black” supposed to be dealing with this problem? Does Denver have in inordinate amount of extraterrestrials roaming the streets, sleeping in alleys, landing in backyards, trying to date their children? It might explain the performance of the Broncos the last couple of years. I think the thin air in the “Mile High” city is getting to them. They say you can adapt but maybe extended living with a lack of oxygen is taking its toll. Peckman needs to collect the signature of 4,000 Denver residents that agree with him to get his proposal on the ballot in November. Good luck with that. We have a lot of alien problems in this country but coming from space isn’t one of them yet. Hey, I don’t say it’s impossible but since they haven’t revealed themselves why make it an issue. We have enough people on welfare. We don’t need extraterrestrials too. I say, send them back where they came from. Make them get jobs like everyone else. If they get jobs that means they’ll be in China anyway and it isn’t Denver’s problem.
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